No frog was hurt during the writing of this story. Any similarities between the frog in the story and real frogs is purely coincidence. But, the similarity between the frog and a rock is not a coincidence. Neither dogs actually ate a rock or a frog for that matter during the writing of this story.
Earlier in the evening, my wife let the dogs only to find to her surprise a frog sitting on the doorstep. Luckily for the frog, for some in-explicable reason, neither dog noticed it.
A few hours later, before we retired for the evening, I let the dogs out. Having known there was a frog out there earlier, I checked the patio to make sure the frog was not there knowing this time, if either dog saw him he may not be so lucky a second time. I didn’t see any frog and the all clear was given.
They dutifully went out and took care of business. And found a rock.
Our greyhound was the first to come in and I didn’t notice anything unusual about her but the feist on the other hand decided to try and sneak a rock in, a favorite past time of his. Knowing he has an affinity for rocks, I usually scrutinize him closer because he likes to chew on them, especially when he’s bored and it’s not unusual for him to try and sneak them in.
Sure enough, this time around he was carrying a rock in his mouth, a rock that was 1/2 the size of his head.
There was something different about this rock. It blinked at me. Not really understanding what I just saw, it blinked again as if sending some kind of Morse code. I quickly thought back to the days I spent as a boy scout, but couldn’t remember anything that would help decipher the message. The thing is, in Boy Scouts, I didn’t study Morse Code. Thinking for another brief second, I decided that rocks don’t blink and that it was not rock in is mouth, but it was the frog!
The message became evident. It was simple. “Save me”.
I sprung into action quickly flashing a stern eye at the feist and shouted “drop it”.
For once in my life the feist actually listened to me. That’s not usual, he doesn’t typically listen to me, after all, they are related to terriers.
The former rock now frog gently fell to the door step landing on it’s back and both dogs went straight to bed.
I’m happy to report that this morning I went to check and see if the frog was still in the backyard and to my happiness he was not.
